my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
|—||Steven Moffat on how Sherlock survived the fall (via merry-arty)|
my fav image is 14 year old demi and miley pressuring an 18 year old joe to smoke weed
My life is like Friends, except no Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe or Joey, just Chandler in a room by himself laughing at his own jokes.
these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???